SnK Chat Room 3 Actor AU! (Levi x Reader)

WARNING: THIS DOES CONTAIN BAD LANGUAGE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Enjoy~


(Y/N) has started a chat room

(Y/N) has logged on

Erwin has logged on

‘Hi Erwin! - (Y/N)’

‘Good morning (Y/N) - Erwin’

‘Is Levi with you? - Erwin’

‘No, I’m at home taking the day off - (Y/N)’

‘Ohh - Erwin’

‘Why does everyone think that I’m with Levi? - (Y/N)’

‘To tell you the truth, Levi…. - Erwin’

Jean has logged on

‘Erwin, I need your help! - Jean’

‘What happened? - Erwin’

‘I need your help in asking a girl out - Jean’

‘Um……… may I ask why me? - Erwin’

‘C’mon you probably get the ladies in the snap of your fingers - Jean’

‘Maybe - Erwin’

‘So will you help me? - Jean’

‘Sure why not - Erwin’

‘Yesss! - Jean’

‘But who is this girl that you want to ask out? - Erwin’

‘Ohh, it’s (Y/N) - Jean’

‘................................ - Erwin’

‘????? - Jean’

‘(Y/N), as in Levi’s assistant (Y/N) - Erwin’

‘Yea, is there another (Y/N) that you know? - Jean’

‘Ohh wow… - Erwin’

‘Why what happened? - Jean’

‘Ummmm….. - Erwin’

Eren has logged on

‘Erwin! I need your help! - Eren’

‘What! What happened! - Erwin’

‘I need to ask a girl out before Horseface does! - Eren’

‘Uhhhh…..who is this girl? - Erwin’

‘(Y/N) - Eren’

‘Oh hell no! - Jean’

‘What the hell! - Eren’

‘Back off Jaeger, I’m going to ask (Y/N) first - Jean’

‘What makes you think that (Y/N) is going to go out with you? - Eren’

‘With Erwins help of course - Jean’

‘Like Erwin is going to help a guy like you - Jean’

‘Boys……… - Erwin’

‘You actually think she’s going to prefer you over me? - Eren’

‘Hell yea - Jean’

‘I guess I have no choice - Erwin’

2 minutes later

Levi has logged in

‘Have you seen how (Y/N) looks at me. It’s obvious she’s interested in me - Jean’

‘Yea right. Everytime I see (Y/N) look at you it looks like she is going to vomit from your looks - Eren’

‘What the hell are two talking about? - Levi’

‘LEVI HEICHOU - Eren’

‘LEVI HEICHOU - Jean’

‘Erwin, care to explain why the hell did you call me to chat? - Levi’

‘These two want to ask (Y/N) out - Erwin’

‘Are they high? - Levi’

‘Nope - Erwin’

‘Are you high? - Levi’

‘I wish - Erwin’

‘I see - Levi’

‘Well, they can fuck themselves because they ain’t going to ask (Y/N) out - Levi’

‘WHAT!!!! - Eren’

‘WHAT!!!! - Jean’

‘You heard me - Levi’

‘But Levi Heichou…… - Eren’

‘Don’t Levi Heichou me. Neither of you is good enough for (Y/N) - Levi’

‘How would you know? - Jean’

‘Yea, how do you know? - Eren’

‘I have my reasons - Levi’

‘Yea right you want to ask her as well don’t you? - Jean’

Jean has changed his name to Jackass

‘That’s not going to change anything - Jackass’

‘Except your dignity - Eren’

‘Shut it Jaeger - Jackass’

‘You to are nothing but teenagers who are controlled by hormones - Levi’

‘Hey!!!! - Eren’

‘You can…….. - Jackass’

‘Girls I’m right here - (Y/N)

‘.................................. - Levi’

‘................................... - Eren’

‘.................................. - Jackass’

‘Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!! - Erwin’

‘Oi, Commander Shithead, why didn’t you say that she was listening to this? - Levi’

‘I have MY reasons - Erwin’

‘I swear Erwin - Levi’

‘My would you look at the time gotta go - Erwin’

Erwin has logged out

‘Fuck, I couldn’t change his name - Levi’

‘What’s with you and changing names? - (Y/N)’

‘Do you want me to change your name? - Levi’

‘Do you want me to not make you administrator? - (Y/N)’

‘Ohhhhh that was cold - Jackass’

‘You said it - Eren’

Eren has been booted from the chat

Jackass has been booted from the chat

‘Why did you do that? - (Y/N)’

‘Because I want to - Levi’

‘Ohhhh Levi - (Y/N)’

‘Where are you? - Levi’

‘Why? Are you going to ask me out? - (Y/N)’

‘Tch you wish. Seriously where are you? - Levi’

‘I’m at my house. You better not come - (Y/N)’

‘Why not? - Levi’

‘I know that you’re smirking - (Y/N)’

‘Why can’t I come to your house? - Levi’

‘Because the moment you said why I was already out the door and you can never find me - (Y/N)’

‘I bet I can - Levi’

‘I would like to see you try - (Y/N)’

‘Game on - Levi’

(Y/N) has logged out

Levi has logged out