Snk Chat Room 6 Actor AU! (Levi x Reader)

WARNING: THIS DOES CONTAIN BAD LANGUAGE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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(Y/N) has started a chat room

(Y/N) has logged on

Levi has logged on

‘How’s your voice? – Levi’

‘Still can’t speak – (Y/N)’

‘I told you it was a bad idea – Levi’

‘Sorry, I couldn’t help it – (Y/N)’

‘And you still did it – Levi’

‘I said I was sorry! – (Y/N)’

‘Who sings ‘Let it Go’ for 2 hours? – Levi’

‘Like I said, I couldn’t help it – (Y/N)’

‘Please explain how a woman like you isn’t able to not sing? – Levi?

‘IDK, whenever the song comes up I HAVE to sing it and it seems yesterday was my breaking limit – (Y/N)’

‘Hm… - Levi’

‘Since when did you became concerned over my voice – (Y/N)’

‘I like hearing your voice – Levi’

‘Ha ha very funny Levi – (Y/N)’

‘I’m serious – Levi’

‘…………………………. – (Y/N)’

‘Are you blushing? – Levi’

‘You’re lying – (Y/N)’

‘You’re right I don’t like your voice – Levi’

‘You bastard – (Y/N)’

Hanji has logged on

‘Oh God please kill me – Levi’

‘HELLO EVERYBODY!!!! – Hanji’

‘Hi Hanji – (Y/N)’

‘ :[ - Levi’

‘What you guys doing? – Hanji’

‘Eating lunch – Levi’

‘Uuuuu can I join? – Hanji’

‘No – Levi’

‘What he means is that he was just the two us – (Y/N)’

‘Ohhh like a date? – Hanji’

‘No, not like a date – (Y/N)’

‘Then why can’t I join you if it’s not a date – Hanji’

‘Fine then it is a date – Levi’

‘WHAT! – (Y/N)’

‘WHAT! – Hanji’

‘O-okay, it is a date – (Y/N)’

‘Okay then – Hanji’

‘Hey do you guys want to hear something interesting? – Hanji’

‘Uuuuuuurgh! When is she going to shut up! – Levi’

‘That’s what I was going to say! – Hanji’

‘Huh?? – (Y/N)’

‘Huh?? – Levi’

‘In urbandictionary.com, if you type in ‘uuuuuuurgh’ it shows up that it means the noise someone makes when fucking a cow – Hanji’

‘Eeehhhh!!!! – (Y/N)’

‘The noise of someone fucking a cow? – Levi’

‘Yea interesting isn’t it? – Hanji’

‘Who the hell fucks a cow? – Levi’

‘And how would they know it’s the sound they make? – (Y/N)’

‘I don’t know, but it’s funny. I gotta go. Bye! – Hanji’

Hanji has logged off

2 minutes later

‘I can’t eat anymore – (Y/N)’

‘Me neither – Levi’

‘Just the thought of someone fucking a cow lost my appetite – (Y/N)’

‘Same here – Levi’

‘Now what do we do – (Y/N)’

‘Find a way to get these horrid images out of our head and kill Hanji – Levi’

‘But how? – (Y/N)’

‘¬_¬ - Levi’

Eren has logged on

‘Great now what? – Levi’

‘(Y/N), Levi I need to ask you a question – Eren’

‘What is it Eren – (Y/N)’

‘It’s sort of embarrassing – Eren’

‘Are you going to tell us or not – Levi’

‘Fine then here it goes: what is yaoi? – Eren’

‘O_O – (Y/N)’

‘O_O – Levi’

‘Guys? – Eren’

‘Well Eren, yaoi is uh…um… Levi? – (Y/N)’

‘Like the fuck I’m going to answer that – Levi’

‘Ehh! Why not? – Eren’

‘You’re too young to know what that is. It will scar you for life – Levi’

‘But it’s better to it now and not later – (Y/N)’

‘Hmm…. – Levi’

‘Fine then – Levi’

‘Okay – Eren’

‘I’ll tell you what yaoi is or better yet I’ll show you what it is – Levi’

‘LEVI! – (Y/N)’

5 minutes later

‘Do you know understand what yaoi is? – Levi’

‘………………………………. – Eren’

‘Eren are you okay? – (Y/N)

Eren has logged off

‘Is he dead? – Levi’

‘Why did you do that? – (Y/N)’

‘Do what? – Levi’

‘Scar him for life – (Y/N)’

‘He wanted to know what yaoi is – Levi’

‘Yes but that doesn’t mean you had him read a very explicit 5 page yaoi story! – (Y/N)’

‘Like you said, better to tell him now than later – Levi’

‘He’s going to be afraid of you now – (Y/N)

‘He should be afraid of me – Levi’

‘What am I going to do with you? – (Y/N)’

‘There are many thing you can do with me – Levi’

Mikasa has logged on

‘What the hell did you tell Eren? – Mikasa’

‘Why what happened? – (Y/N)’

‘One moment he’s on the phone and the other he’s lying on the floor muttering his life is over – Mikasa’

‘Wow – (Y/N)’

‘What. Did. You. Tell. Him. – Mikasa’

‘Absolutely nothing. He wanted to know what yaoi was so I showed him what yaoi was – Levi’

‘You fucking bastard. You’re going to pay – Mikasa’

Mikasa has logged off

‘See what you did – (Y/N)’

‘I did no harm at all – Levi’

‘You mentally scared him for life – (Y/N)’

‘The he shouldn’t have asked what yaoi was – Levi’

‘True – (Y/N)’

1 minute later

‘Now what – (Y/N)’

‘I don’t know – Levi’

‘Do you want ice-cream? My throat feels a bit sore – (Y/N)’

‘There are other parts that I want to make you sore – Levi’

‘You disgusting pervert! – (Y/N)’

‘Fine, I’ll get ice-cream as well but I’m ordering this time – Levi’

‘Hey it wasn’t my fault you didn’t like the double fudge brownie – (Y/N)’

‘I now hate brownies ever since that day – Levi’

‘Jeez don’t exaggerate everything. C’mon let’s go! – (Y/N)’

‘Coming – Levi’

(Y/N) has logged off

Levi has logged off